What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

What are James Potter's flaws?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.